THE ADVENTURES OF A HALF COCKED SUCKER

It's not easy being a gay comic book geek with a sexy edge.

Thursday, February 03, 2005

So, last night at the Mint....

This Japanise girl comes in, decked out in a pink winter coat and Hello Kitty backpack..... she was plastered when she walked in the door.... couldn't hardly keep her head up...... She looks through the book and gets really excited, yelling out to nobody in particular (with a thick accent).... "They have My favorite band! Guns and Roses!!"............

She slurrs her way through "Sweet Child of Mine" and goes back to her chair and passes out, almost falling onto the floor. So, after about an hour of her dropping into micro-passouts Ben goes over to her and takes her beer away, gave her back her money and told her he could get her some coffee but that was all.

She flips out!

"I wasn't asleep asshole! I was listening to Guns and Roses on my headphones because I hate this music!"

Around 7pm, Jane, one of the nicest bartenders ever comes in to take over for Ben and she is having none of it. She offers the girl a cup of coffee...

"I don't want any G'damn coffee BITCH!!" at which point Ben comes OVER the bar and takes her by the shoulders and pushes her out the door.....

"DON"T STEP ON MY SHOELACE, FAGGOT!!" She screams.

"I'm Calling the cops if you don't get the fuck out NOW!" Ben yells back.

They go back and forth for a few minutes, Ben telling her to leave, the girl keeps coming back for more, at one point telling Ben to hit her.... But Ben just kept trying to close the door and have the whole scene end. Finally Ben did actually get on the phone with the cops to report a drunk and disorderly patron.... when he did this and she realized the game was over she jumps back inside the bar.......

"Fine, I don't wanna stay in this faggot bar anyway! I'm going down to Valencia where they play lots of GUNS AND ROSES!"

She gives everyone in the bar the finger and runs down the street.

God, I love this town!!!

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