"Look at Daddy! Daddy is making a silly face!" Shrilled loudly from a demonic dollhouse..... I looked up from the wall of Star Wars figures to see Ian looking shocked at the toy he had just touched. It only took a moment for Toys R Us to go from a fun place to a scary place where toys molested our senses and left us feeling so unclean that no soap could wash off the dirt.

I am falling in love.
God help me.
I am falling in love.
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